Adventure Footwear - CHOOSE SENSIBLY, STAY ALIVE

Will you be running for your life in the near future? Do you have to take out enemies with hand-to-hand combat? Do you need to protect your feet on long quests?

Yes?

CHOOSE SENSIBLE FOOTWEAR AND STAY ALIVE!

Remember this simple rule - if you've got run for your life, you don't want to have to remove your footwear first.  You've seen Die Hard, right? WHAT IF YOU HAVE TO RUN OVER THOUSANDS OF GLASS SHARDS?

IMAGINE IT! IMAGINE THE GLASS!!!!

Want to try running away from an exploding building in these?

OF COURSE YOU DON'T!

Think about it. If you've got to run and fight, BE SENSIBLE! Choose a solid pair of boots! PROTECT YOUR FEET IF YOU WANT TO STAY ALIVE AND DEFEAT YOUR ENEMIES!

Solid boots - good for arse-kicking!

And if boots aren't for you, or the weather's too hot, a sensible pair of trainers will be just as effective!

Make sure they're old - you'll look more experienced!

So remember, DON'T PUT FASHION BEFORE YOUR LIFE! SENSIBLE SHOES WILL KEEP YOU ALIVE! Don't let your enemies defeat you because of poor footwear choices!

Comments

  1. This post is genius! I love it. So true, I will take my trusty boots over heels any day.

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  2. The amount of times I saw Buffy slay vampires in heels or Kate Beckett in Castle chasing after bad guys in them too. I couldn't even manage a trip to the shop at the end of the road in them!

    And oh god, that Die Hard scene. My feet were cringing with him!

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    1. Buffy is a serial heel offender. Scully too. And Sydney from Alias.

      MINE TOO OMG OW!

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  3. Bahahaha.

    I needed this post today. :)

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    1. You're welcome. LOVE your new hair!

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  4. Much agreement here! Sensible footwear for the adventure-savvy heroine. (Interesting that you never see boys in un-sensible footwear.)

    Love the visual aids. Glass shards and flip-flops. *shudders*

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    1. Very true!

      Hee, I had a lot of fun modeling :P I hope the various shoe companies I "modeled" for appreciate the free promotions.

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